We hold these truths to be self-evident: The internet is a strange beast and it will probably be our undoing.
Here’s an example of how. These days, there are dogs on social media with millions of followers… who make more money in two weeks than some of us do in two years. How’s that for a sentence you never thought you’d read? At least we get to look at cute dogs, right? The fact that they can make hundreds of thousands of dollars in ad revenue per year is something we all need to just internalize.
And the parents of these pooches are getting creative. It’s not enough to just be adorable anymore. If you’re a dog mom or dad who wants stardom for your pet, you’d better A) be a famous Italian model like Paola Turani whose old dog, Brachetto, was just as loved as his beautiful mama…
…or B) have a sharp sense of humor like the late, great Rosie Pig’s mother. That’s a pretty tall order, no?
The family of one Irish pug named Loca decided to cash in on the latter quality by creating the funniest and most relatable theme song ever for the uncoordinated pup.
The song opens simply enough: “Hello, my name is Loca and I’m a special pug. I live in Belfast, Ireland, and me favorite thing’s a hug.” You sound nice, Loca!
“I love to eat roast chicken and my friends say I’m good fun,” she continues. Well dang, Loca! Let’s hang out then. I have chicken and friends as well.
The song quickly takes a turn that makes it way more relatable, “But the one thing that I cannot do is I can’t feckin’ run.” Same, Loca, same.
Like, I don’t know, all of us, Loca just can’t get a handle on the whole “running” thing because who even wants to do that? “I just can’t get it right,” says Loca, or also literally anyone who’s ever used a treadmill.
Learn more about this hilarious doggo in the video down below and prepare to feel completely and utterly seen when she starts running. If her theme song made you giggle, definitely share it with all the other animal lovers and fitness haters in your life!
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